Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Final Verdict

It was strange to her, this world she’d come to, how much they took for granted the great treasures that were given to them , treasures that had long ago ceased to exist in her own world. These creatures, these humans, they really had no idea how rare and valuable a thing they had. A working atmosphere, clean air free of poison’s fumes, pure drinking water, all commodities that no longer existed in much of the galaxy. They even had fish, fish, of all things. Not a single fish existed on any of the seven worlds that made up the known universe. They’d been fished to extinction long before the waters they inhabited turned black and uninhabitable.


Yes, this was a very strange world indeed.

She turned to her computer screen, not the clumsy awkward things the people of this planet used with the quaint keyboard and clicker, no, this one was from her own world, a world she left at the behest of her people to investigate this world and report back with what she’d found.



Day seventeen, Omaha Nebraska, General Language Date 1212-9. Earth Date, AD 2009.

Alien Relations Specialist Ketara Helyne-Serial # 1132553.

Weekly Report, sent 1200 central time.

---My findings of the creatures known as humans who inhabit the planet they call earth are as follows.

-Alien military technology remains at a very primitive and quaint level, but remains highly destructive.

-High levels of oxygen in planet’s atmosphere would hinder the capabilities of our fighters who are used to living in much lower levels of oxygen. Human inhabitants capable of breathing and using the high oxygen levels to their advantage, making them highly skilled fighters with athletic capabilities far beyond our own.

- Data suggests that in the case of an invasion the humans would be far more likely to use nuclear weapons in their defense as a means of last resort, despite the damage that would be done to the planet, rather than submitting.

-The human species is divided between more than two hundred governments, thousands of religious, and millions of different political philosophies. At no point in time has the planet ever been united under one government body with one religion; rivalries are common.

--FINAL VERDICT—

I do not suggest an armed invasion of this planet for the following reasons. 1) The great skill human worries posses due to their lungs ability to take in and use much more oxygen then our own. 2) Their willingness to risk destroying themselves in their own defense. 3) The tendency for humans to resist occupations and survive exterminations by their own kind.

---SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION---

-Friendly, not hostile. Befriend major government bodies and their respective religious affiliation. Suggested points of contact are, 1) United States Government, capitol Washington DC, religious affiliation Free Religion. 2) Russian Federation, capitol Moscow, religious affiliation Christian. 3) Holey Catholic Church, capitol Vatican, head of Catholic Church.

---Sent to---

Alien Relations Headquarters,

Commander Telerak Henss, Danthem-Quintan



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